No Crying on the Boat Crewneck
- FREE US SHIP On all orders over $150
- In stock, ready to ship
No crying… we’re on the boat 🚤
Lake day or river day — same rules apply 😂
This one’s for the girls who show up with snacks, drinks, and zero tolerance for bad vibes. Whether you’re on a pontoon, floating the river, or posted up at the lake house, this crewneck just fits the moment.
Featuring a lineup of the cutest boats and a fun, slightly sassy phrase, it’s made for those long summer days that turn into even better nights.
Printed on a cozy ash grey crewneck, it’s the perfect throw-on for boat rides, breezy nights, and everything after you get out of the water.
And yes — this is a Hey Jude original design 🤍
You won’t find this exact piece anywhere else.
Why you’ll love it:
- Fun, conversation-starting graphic
- Easy oversized fit (true to size, size up for that slouchy look)
- Soft + cozy without being too heavy
- The perfect mix of cute + funny
Wear it for:
- Boat days + pontoon rides
- Lake house weekends
- Bonfires + sunset hangs
- Matching with your lake crew
Because honestly… we’re not crying today 🤍
Shipping:
- FREE on orders over $150!
- Orders are processed and shipped out within 5 business days unless stated otherwise on the item.
Returns:
- Returns are eligible for store credit only are are subject to a 20% restocking fee.
- Returns must be requested by email within 24 hours of receiving your package.
- Orders cannot be cancelled once placed.
- Your item/s to be returned must be in new condition (tags still attached, no odor, pet hair, or other user damage/wear/tear)
- Items that are final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged.
- Shipping charges (original and return) are the customer’s responsibility.
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